Terrible Post

A post to fill the time. 

Terrorfied

We are terrified to express ourself.

Why are we so terrified?

Have you read this blog?

Nope, I barely have time to wash my ass, let alone wipe my ass.

You wash after wiping?

Yes.

How?

Soap and water.

Can you be more descriptive?

Well any natural, non-toxic, inert, healthy, freshly scented soap will do.  We wouldn’t want any unpleasant substancess fouling up our release hatch.  So, with this soap we lather and rinse.  While lathering we suggest lathering-up the inside of the o-ring of the release hatch as there might still be some unreleased stuff.  Also, if there was a lot of spray during release or what was released was very wet, we also suggest lathering-up a great deal of area around the hatch.  Rinse with some water from a bottle or, if you are lucky, a bidet is already available!  Dab dry with some bath tissue and enjoy the rest of your day!

See, terrorfying.

That is okay.  As we make consistent progress in posting our expression of existence perhaps the terror we experince in expressing ourself will become less intense.  Remember, we are a beginner.  Regardless of how proficient we can be, we can always be a beginner!

Enjoy your day! 

Express Yourself

 “Express Yourself” are two consecutive words Alan would say.  He often shared these words in the kitchen, or when he was engaged in a conversation with someone about something they do, he might say “Great!  Express yourself.”

How did he respond when he was asked what he meant or if he was being sincere?   He would say “It’s easy to follow the directions and do what someone else says to do.  But, to find a way to express yourself with what you are doing in a way that achieves a result similar to following the directions takes courage and only you can do it.  Only you can express yourself.”

Definitely

 It’s fun to be a part-time existentialist!

Perhaps it would be more fun to be a full time existentialist!

Yes, we are working on that!