Terrorfied

We are terrified to express ourself.

Why are we so terrified?

Have you read this blog?

Nope, I barely have time to wash my ass, let alone wipe my ass.

You wash after wiping?

Yes.

How?

Soap and water.

Can you be more descriptive?

Well any natural, non-toxic, inert, healthy, freshly scented soap will do.  We wouldn’t want any unpleasant substancess fouling up our release hatch.  So, with this soap we lather and rinse.  While lathering we suggest lathering-up the inside of the o-ring of the release hatch as there might still be some unreleased stuff.  Also, if there was a lot of spray during release or what was released was very wet, we also suggest lathering-up a great deal of area around the hatch.  Rinse with some water from a bottle or, if you are lucky, a bidet is already available!  Dab dry with some bath tissue and enjoy the rest of your day!

See, terrorfying.

That is okay.  As we make consistent progress in posting our expression of existence perhaps the terror we experince in expressing ourself will become less intense.  Remember, we are a beginner.  Regardless of how proficient we can be, we can always be a beginner!

Enjoy your day!