How So Highlighted

    How is the dude’s hair so highlighted?

    Chlorine, from swimming in chlorinated pools, is the cause.

    Dudes and Bettys - we are having a moment of grief and thankfulness.  Grief for the hair that was.  Thankfulness for the hair of the man now, through all the waters.

Hair that was, Autumnal Equinox Eve 2020.

Becoming the man, Mercyday, Warweek, Spring Equinox 2022.

Dude, Mercyday, Warweek, First-Winter 2023, time of drafting.

    Before swimming so often in chlorinated pools, the dude’s hair would be highlighted by the Sun alone.

    The chlorine also caused the tips of the hair to break, slowly shortening the length.  In addition to the highlighted hair curiosity, people demonstrated interest in the shortening length, “Did you get a haircut?”

    “Nope, breakage from chlorine.” 

    Eventually, the dude’s prized body hair began to demonstrate breakage.  From the breakage, the body hair became coarse and bristly instead of soft and fluffy.

    Deeply concerned for the sanctity of his holy body, the dude traveled three days in Wilma to a tropical region near calm salt water.  By chance, he chose the magical Myakka forest hosting the legendary fountain of youth.  Soon, after salt water swimming and no chlorine pools, his body hair returned to glory.  The hair on his head is still damaged and in need of more care at time of drafting.